madddscience:

Classic first date mistake: not bringing a second space helmet. She’s gonna die, dude!

madddscience:

Classic first date mistake: not bringing a second space helmet. She’s gonna die, dude!

(Source: land-without-magic)

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Anonymous said: would you consider yourself happy?

yes, actually!

Anonymous said: how tall are you?

5’7” or 5’8”

anxious-alarmist:

In the woods, with my boners owner. #tbt

anxious-alarmist:

In the woods, with my boners owner. #tbt

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toxic-piss:

goatslayer666:

strugglefuck:

So GWAR has a new lead singer by the name of Vulvatron. May she lead the scumdogs to glory

HAIL VULVATRON!

there’s gonna be SOOOO MANY butthurt bro-ass metalheads about this and I love it because fuck them

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geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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ingrindwetrust:

Horror collection update. 07/28/14

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